A few people suggested I added condoms to the survival kit so I’d like to address this.

I mean, the last thing you would want is to get attacked by zombies AND the clap in the same night. So I could see that. In an apocalyptic scenario the priority has got to be on safety in all aspects of life. You can’t afford to be slowed down by any sort of infection, sexual or otherwise. Just remember that if your paramour turns into an undead Macklemore and starts singing “I’m gonna eat yo brainssss” you’re gonna have to make the hard call and blow their head off. It might be easier and safer to keep away from lovin’ altogether…

So if you’re so inclined, go ahead and add it to your survival kit. I don’t think it’s necessary for me to add condoms into a survival kit on this site though. I’m trying to keep the list light, smart, and for the most essential equipment for survival… not leisure.