What’s the best zombie killing weapon under $30?

Question from Cameron:
What’s the best zombie killing weapon under $30?

Answer:
Like the great Clint Eastwood said in the film “Pale Rider”…”There’s nothing like a nice piece of hickory”. Of course in the film he had just used an ax handle to beat a gang of really bad guys within an inch of their lives. The ax handle works like a charm to really put a massive beat down on some zombies too. The hickory ax handle is light and dense, making it ideal for close quarters combat and for dispensing the kind of massive head trauma you need to take out the walking dead. For about 13 bucks you can get a bad ass zombie dropping piece of hickory of your very own. Most of them are sealed with lacquer which makes for easy clean up too! Bonus!

Cheers,
Bast